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(Radio Star, "The Cheat Code Special")
(Kim Heung-guk, Cho Sae-ho, Hong Jin-young, Joon Park, Kim Sin-young)
He's known for "Cyber-lover" and "Wife without Hair".
- He's the maestro of speech. - He's amazing.
He had to shave his beard, which he grew for 30 years, just because of his words.
It's Kim Heung-guk.
- It's Kim Heung-guk. - Recently, Psy's song became a huge hit.
- He presented "Tiger Butterfly II" to beat Psy. - He wanted to beat Psy.
It's a Gangbuk style. It's like "Gangnam Style".
- Psy became popular and most people know him. - Right.
I'm Psy's brother, the Korean top singer.
When I say that, the foreigners are shocked and ask me if that's true.
- We're all Psy's brothers, then. - Right.
- If I sing "Tiger Butterfly", they get excited. - What?
- Tiger what? - "Tiger Butterfly".
- It's "Tiger Butterfly". - It's "Tiger Butterfly".
There was this episode.
Heung-guk was interviewing a listener whose partner passed away.
He said, "Your personalities probably didn't match".
Triplets came out on the radio show. They did traditional Korean music.
We were having a long talk.
I asked what was the age difference.
- I asked who was older. - It's a few minutes difference.
They were shocked.
They said they were triplets.
- I said, "Yes, I know you are triplets". - You still asked.
I asked how many years older she was than her younger sister.
Kim Heung-guk, do you talk about your payment yourself?
- You don't have a manager. - I have to do it myself.
- I text. - Right.
- It's a bit difficult to talk about it. - How do you text?
How many bills will you give me for this show?
I like that expression. How many bills will you give me for this show?
That means you get at least one bill.
- That's right. - It's embarrassing to say,
- "How much will I get paid"? - That's right.
This is how I make my living.
This is what a scriptwriter from Radio Star claimed.
You run away whenever the show is filmed outside on a rainy day.
They send a car with a chauffeur to catch you.
Filming outside is exhausting.
I just leave if it becomes exhausting to film.
Do you just leave?
You should at least have an excuse.
You left once when you were doing Radio Star.
You show guests sleeping sometime, too.
One time on "Star Golden Bell",
I saw Heung-guk sleep after two hours passed. He was sitting on the front row.
He slept almost for one hour.
He didn't even know the context beforehand.
When people started telling him to dance, he danced.
- He danced. - He did his best to work.
He said, "This is good enough", and left.
Are you going to leave during the shoot today?
It's already half past the shooting time. Where would I go?
It's already complete.
What do you think about Kyu-hyun and Lee Joon?
Please judge these two. You're the entertainment expert.
These days, I can tell that...
he improved. He's good.
He's a bit similar to me. He's like a patient.
(He's like a patient.)
- That's a praise. - That's a great praise...
- in entertainment shows. - Right. That's a praise.
- I feel like I'm seeing myself. - That's great.
You have to be like this.
You can't be normal.
Heung-guk's slip of the tongue has been upgraded.
When he first heard Muzie's name,
he asked, "How can your name be Cemetery"?
(How can your name be Cemetery?)
- I thought his name was strange. - It's Cemetery?
He said his name was Muzie, but I thought it was Cemetery.
- Was it Muzie? - You purposely wanted to hear it as Cemetery.
He referred to EXO's "Roar" as "Ring".
That was on purpose.
- You have to move away. - You can't mistake "Roar" and "Ring".
- You can't mistake it. - There was a person...
who said it was EXO's "Woof".
- He said it was EXO's "Woof". - Did you say "Ring" on purpose?
- No, I want to apologize to EXO. - You said "Ring".
I didn't know the title of the song.
- That's why you said "Ring". - You once ordered fish at a restaurant.
- He said, "Can I have evergreen fish"? - What's evergreen fish?
- It's blue colored fish. - It's mackerel.
(He called blue colored fish as evergreen fish.)
He's the first person to have slept during a shoot.
- Was that on Radio Star? - Yes. He slept.
- He left after saying, "I'm exhausted. I can't do this". - Hey.
- It's not that. - He's the first person to do that.
I had a great time.
(I had a great time.)
We expect the same thing will happen today, too.
- You said it will over before 12. - We decided...
We decided to skip questions 1-5 and 1-6.
(We decided to skip questions 1-5 and 1-6.)
- Yes. - Are you happy?
- You should skip over useless questions. - We skipped over them.
My daughter likes you.
Jong-shin, let us make a contract.
(Jong-shin, let us make a contract.)
Let's see what you have been doing recently.
Just talk about the big things.
- What do you mean? - Do the big things. Trash the small.
We'll trash the small things.
I'm not used to this. Who invited this person?
He wasn't supposed to be here.
- You weren't supposed to be here. - We skipped over another page.
- You... - Stay still.
- They can't proceed with the show. - There's a lot of topics left.
Lee Hyun-do is a soccer maniac like you, Heung-guk.
- It's Lee Hyun-do from Deux. - It's Deux.
- This is what Lee Hyun-do said about your... - It was on Radio Star.
- soccer skills. - What did he say?
He has no strength.
(He says a curse word.)
That jerk doesn't even know me.
- It's alright. - That jerk is my junior.
Hold on.
- That's awesome. - It's not that.
- I never even met that jerk. - This is what I mean.
How old is that jerk?
- It's not that. Listen first. - I...
- Listen first. - The only thing I have is strength. He's a jerk.
It's not that. It's like this.
- Lee Hyun-do... - Tell him I'll kill him if I see him.
- This is what Lee Hyun-do meant. - Right.
This is what Lee Hyun-do meant.
He's either born in 1972 or 1973.
- He's born in 1972. - Right.
- He's old. - Right.
- He's much younger than you. - Right.
- He's physically stronger than you. - Does he know how to play soccer?
- He says he's good. - He's good.
- I never saw him. - He did acknowledge your skills.
- Is that so? - Yes.
He said that...
- your skills are amazing. - Right.
- However, he said you don't have strength because you're old. - Right.
- That's what he said. - Take back what you said.
- You shouldn't curse. - That's good.
That jerk has to come and see me play soccer.
- He didn't even see me play. - Right.
- He said he saw a video. - The video didn't get all of me.
He has to see me play the first and second half. The video played a tiny part.
- The video doesn't show a lot. - Right.
He said he only saw you pass...
- without running. - Gook-jin knows how well I play.
- Right. - 20 years ago, I played with Heung-guk.
- I was a parrot. - Right.
- He was hurricane. - How was he?
- How is he? - He doesn't run a lot.
- I see. - He's a linker.
- He's a playmaker. - He doesn't run a lot.
It doesn't really fit the pressure soccer style popular these days.
- It's because... - Pressure?
- Yes. - What do you know about pressure?
- What do you know about pressure? - It's pressure.
Pressure is about closing in...
the front lines, offense lines,
and the defense lines.
You talk about pressure just by listening to the broadcasters speak.
You didn't even see how they play.
You should just wind some pressure bandages on yourself.
- In an amateur soccer game... - This isn't funny, right?
- I started playing soccer since I was 11. - I...
can't bare to listen to these lies without proof.
- What? Listen to me, Kim Boo-sun. - Wait.
- I started playing soccer since I was 11. - I don't care.
In addition, South Korea...
- got to be in the World Cup seven consecutive times. - Right.
Four times 7 is 28. I went overseas to the World Cup for 28 years.
- You just watched. You didn't play. - I just watched.
(I just watched.)
- Every morning, I play soccer. - You play soccer.
- There's always someone who picks a fight. - People fight while playing soccer.
- They fight a lot. - The players keep bumping into each other.
I was playing a match once.
When I go play, someone says, "Kim Heung-guk seems to play some ball".
- "Let's teach him a lesson". - They attack you.
"Let's give him a piece of us".
That's an expression for "tackle".
- The cheering squad even... - They jeer at you.
- They jeer at me. - What?
How do they jeer at you?
- Please tell us. - They say, "He's bad at the game. He doesn't even run".
- It's true that you don't run. - "He's bad at"...
- What? - It's true that you don't run.
You should run strategically.
The age doesn't match.
I'm in my 50's. How can I play with those in their 30's and 40's?
I have to play with the flow.
I used to be tackled so much before.
You were tackled.
- Do you have strategies? - I have a lot of strategies.
- What is it? - I pass beforehand.
I pass before they tackle me.
- Is that so? - When they seem like they're going to tackle me,
I pass right away.
If I want to pass this way,
I would look at the other side, too.
- That way, if I go here, - That's in case they tackle from the other side.
they attack here.
I can pass here.
I'll go here. What am I doing right now?
I stepped on one guy.
(I stepped on one guy.)
I said, "Sorry".
I said, "Is this how well you play"?
"You should tackle while looking at the ball, not me".
- You're amazing. - That's how I play.
When you were forced to step down from your radio show before,
you shaved your head and did a one-person demonstration in front of MBC.
I'm curious why you gave up. Why did you give up?
You were fired, right?
(You were fired, right?)
- You were fired. - No.
- You were fired, to be precise. - I love radio.
- That's why I love Radio Star. - Right.
- Why were you fired? - I'm a true radio star.
- I see. - I worked so hard for "Hurray 2 O'clock".
However, this is a problem of making a living.
- You shaved your head because it concerned your living. - I mean,
I don't know why.
I asked them to give me some time so that I can find another job.
They didn't give me time. That's why I got angry and did a one-person demonstration.
I didn't do anything wrong.
I released a new song this Friday.
I hope you'll play the song here.
- You want MBC to play it? - Heung-guk.
It's a turnover of events.
- These three people... - Put that aside.
- Heung-guk makes sense. - You have to give a simple answer.
You fought fiercely for the demonstration.
- They asked why you gave up. - It's not that.
I gave up because I was exhausted.
You should try demonstrating in the burning sunlight.
It's inhumane for a person to do that for many hours a day.
I can do that when I open my eyes.
When you are fired like this...
- When you are fired... - Are you not done yet?
When fired,
should do a lawsuit, stifle your emotions, explode,
or shave your head like you did?
- I really can't stand it. - I shaved my head once too.
If you want to come out on TV,
just hold it in.
After you released your album, you promised to...
buy sheep for 100 people...
- if you became number one on the charts. - Sheep?
- Sheep? - That's absurd.
He promised to buy them sheep.
- Since it's the year of the sheep? - Yes.
This year is the year of the sheep.
- I saw an article about it. - That is so shocking.
It said that he would buy 100 sheep if he became number one.
The reporter asked...
The reporter asked, "That sounds like a lot of money."
It said this in bold letters.
"There's no way I will be number one."
I laughed so much when I saw that article.
Who does an interview like that?
What if you really become number one?
It might really happen.
Are you really going to buy them 100 sheep?
I have to keep my promise.
I have to go to the sheep farm...
and meet with the owner.
- Did you look into how much sheep cost in the market? - What?
- I think he did. - What are you talking about?
(The market price?)
- The price? - Yes.
- The market price. - How much is it for one sheep?
- For one sheep. - It costs about...
- One sheep. - It costs about 1,000 to 2,000 dollars per sheep.
(1,000 to 2,000 dollars per sheep!)
Isn't that for a cow?
- That's 100,000 dollars total. - Cow cost 10,000 dollars.
- That's for one sheep. - 100,000 dollars?
- How much is it for a pig? - Pigs?
Why are you changing to a pig?
I just wanted to find out the price.
Find out how much pigs cost.
- You should just give them chicken. - Chicken?
How much is it for a duck?
- Ducks? - Ducks?
You should take a break.
(Embarrassed)
You're the host of a radio show.
- You're doing a radio show right now. - Yes.
As I guest that you wanted to invite on your show,
you chose Actor Song Joong-ki.
- He's very popular these days. - Right.
- I know his parents well. - I see.
- I talk with his father on the phone often. - Why?
We exercise together often.
I heard that you even had a drink with Song Joong-ki.
When he was in the military, he came out on vacation...
and I was having a drink with his father near Yongsan.
He came to say hi to me.
I poured him a drink and thought he would leave,
but he said that...
it was an honor to drink with me and he didn't leave.
I really like him. He's a very polite guy.
He called me a while ago.
He said, "Gu-ra, I played some golf today..."
"and I played with the famous actor Song Joong-ki..."
"from Descendants of the Sun."
I didn't believe him at first.
I told him to stop kidding around and he told me to hold on.
He said he'd let me talk to the descendant of the sun.
It turned out to be baseball coach Sun Dong-yeol.
He said, "I was once known as the sun of Nagoya."
"I'm the original descendant of the sun!"
(I'm the original descendant of the sun.)
Were you Actor Kim Soo-hyun's soccer teacher?
His father and I were...
Why are you close with all their fathers?
You should be close with their sons.
Isn't Kim Soo-hyun's father a singer? He's the member of...
- "Seven Dolphins". - Right.
When I was the leader of the celebrity soccer team, "Tornado",
he used to bring Soo-hyun to watch his games.
That's when I taught him soccer.
- That was a very long time ago. - When he was young.
- I see. - He won't even remember it.
You can't count that as a soccer teacher.
Wasn't that like 20 years ago?
I taught him when he didn't know, so I am a teacher.
(I taught him when he didn't know anything.)
- Is there another definition of a teacher? - Right.
When he didn't know how to pass, I taught him.
I taught him to shoot too. I was a teacher.
Is there another definition then?
There is another definition actually.
(Really?)
I heard that you humiliated Actor Ha Jung-woo.
I feel kind of sorry to him.
Someone was saying hi to me.
He had a hat on...
and he took it off and said hi to me.
He said, "Hello, sir. I'm Ha Jung-woo."
His hair was shaved because of his movie.
If I'd seen his movie often, I would've recognized him.
- He doesn't come out on TV often. - "I'm Ha Jung-woo."
"I don't know who you are."
I said this and went out to Han River to exercise.
Someone started to call me right away.
It was Actor Kim Yong-gun.
"Heung-guk, it's Yong-gun." "Yes, Yong-gun, what's up?"
He said, "Ha Jung-woo is my son."
"What?"
"But his last name was Ha."
- Right. - I had no idea.
- He had his head shaved. - They had different last names.
I thought he was a monk.
(I thought he was a monk.)
(I'm sorry.)
You're known as a father that lives alone that adores your daughter.
She's going to high school this now.
- He loves her very much. - You want to show off about her?
Ju-hyun is attending high school right now...
and her English pronunciation is like an American Indian.
- An American Indian? - American Indian?
- A native? - Are you talking about a native?
Does she talk like an Indian?
They use the phrase "American Indian" in the US.
- Does she talk like an Indian? - Is she living in the jungle?
My daughter said that she watches Radio Star.
- She might be embarrassed. - Does she speak the Indian language?
(Is that how his daughter sounds?)
Heung-guk, you should get going now.
He has to leave for his radio show.
Thank you.
- Goodbye. - Say goodbye before you leave.
- To who? - The viewers.
- Look into the camera. - What are you talking about?
(He smiles into the camera.)
I'm sorry I have to leave first because of my radio show.
I'll make sure this never happens again.
Stop lying.
I love Radio Star.
(I love you!)
- Did you shoot a science fiction movie? - Really?
- "Mask Bandal"? - It's a science fiction movie for children.
I shot five episodes of it.
- You shot five episodes? - Yes.
Back then, Director Shim Hyung-rae...
made "Wuroi-me from Outer Space".
He was very popular back then.
I came out in "Mask Bandal".
I shot five episodes of that movie.
- It was quite popular. - It was when you released "Swallowtail".
- Yes. - Right.
I transformed when I met a villain.
I transformed and killed all the villains.
How many people watched your movie?
Don't ask something like that. How would I know?
How would he know that?
(Bewildered)
I was just curious and asked a question.
I can ask a question, can't I?
The movie wasn't that successful,
- but we sold a lot of videos. - Right.
You should've said that from the beginning.
Why are you curious about so many things?
- You only care for Gu-ra. - I don't ask those kind of questions.
- What? - I don't ask those kind of questions.
Yes, you have point there.
It's just that he shot five episodes.
- I don't ask questions like that. - I didn't know the movie was so successful.
You can't keep count of children's movies.
They kept count during "Wuroi-me from Outer Space".
(That's not true!)
- Who was the director? - After that,
- Wasn't it Director Nam Ki-nam? - No.
No. Wasn't it Director Kim Chung-ki?
I don't remember.
(We shot five episodes!)
It's just a movie that's in my memory.
I think Heung-guk is really amazing.
He became popular with a character like that. For example,
he doesn't have any shame at all.
He's the icon of shamelessness.
- He's the icon of shamelessness. - He has no shame.
- He has no shame at all. - Right.
Aren't you ashamed of anything?
I'm just fighting to make a living.
(It's just a variety show.)
(I have to try my best anywhere.)
Jang-hoon has shot many programs with...
- Heung-guk, who is a professional at leaving early. - Yes.
Since you shot many programs with him,
- you can feel when he's about to leave now. - Yes.
Does he start sending out signs?
He always carries around sunglasses with him.
I left it in my car today.
When he...
puts on his sunglasses while he is talking,
- it means that he wants to take a break. - That's very keen.
Also, he's always bright when we first start.
- He looks bright now. - If he starts disagreeing with someone,
and starts to complain, it means that he wants to leave.
Heung-guk and I...
shot another program today.
- This is my second program today. - It's "My Ugly Duckling".
I was on "My Ugly Duckling" today too.
He was very bright around the mothers at the beginning.
- They were very glad to see him too. - Why are you saying this?
The mood was very bright.
- What happened? - But as time started to go by,
when I had to ask a question,
he kept hitting me and said, "Hey, don't ask."
(His instinct never changes.)
(The "Cheat Key Special")
(Joon Park)
He looks like a foreigner and talks like a foreigner as well.
Yo, man. He's 46 years old...
and he's an old idol fighting with arthritis.
Let's welcome Joon Park, from the Miryang Park family.
He's from the Miryang Park family.
- Don't come in yet. - Yo.
(What is wrong with you?)
- He's too... - He's old fashioned.
"You know?" Do you know this?
He said, "I'm 32 years old, you know?"
(I'm 32 years old.)
(Okay?)
(I'm 32 years old and I have a girlfriend.)
Honestly, that's the dream of all men.
He did it for love. "You know?"
- Oh my gosh. - I feel you.
- I know what you mean. - You did it for love.
- He was almost kicked out of the group. - Right.
(He's unstoppable.)
- That's amazing. - He was the first...
idol group member to gain his love...
- and his freedom. - He's pretending to compliment me while he badmouths me.
No, I'm not.
- He had the courage to reveal that he was dating. - Yes.
- He's the icon of honesty. - Right.
He paved the road for the others.
Also, he appealed to the public in tears.
You're going to show a past video again of me crying.
My goodness.
Every time I see that, I want to go back in time and hit myself.
- You regret it? - Back then, I was furious.
- We know. - Honestly,
- this is something that can't happen in the US, isn't it? - Right.
I was kicked out because I revealed that I had a girlfriend.
- I didn't commit a crime or anything. - Right.
I can't even drink. You can pluck my hair...
and run a drug test too.
(Pluck my hair and run a drug test!)
Joon, have you ever met the other three guests?
- Sure. - What country does Song Kyung-a look like she came from?
(Staring)
She seems like a Mongolian.
- A Mongolian? - Mongolian or Chinese.
But her figure is totally like a western woman.
- People in the US really like this kind of style. - I see.
- Right. - Since she has Asian features.
But she was born in Korea.
But her figure is...
(He's impressed by her figure.)
- My gosh. - I saw her walking earlier.
Her legs were so long and she walked like this.
- Her legs were this long. - When did I walk like that?
Whenever I go to another country,
people think that I'm a native of that country. Except for Korea.
- Really? - Yes.
(Are you from the Philippines?)
No, I'm Korean.
(Are you Filipino?)
When I go to Thailand,
they ask me, "Are you Thai"?
I say, "No, I'm Korean".
- Right here... - He's good at imitating.
- Were you imitating a Filipino and a Thai? - Yes.
Yes.
They like to speak this because they're from the Philippines.
(You are so skinny.)
- They're look like handsome and beautiful... - Right.
foreigners.
I have naturally curly hair.
I'm very dark.
At that time, white people...
- discriminated against other races. - Yes.
When I was in university, I went to the supermarket with my mother.
My mother went to the butcher's.
They usually package meat for you.
The butcher there asked,
"Should I give it to the worker"?
- I see. - My mother was flustered.
She said, "He's my son".
- My mother came over to watch. She's right there. - Your mother came today?
She came from the States.
- I see. - Your mother has very white skin.
I'm a hundred percent kimchi jjigae.
Your eyebrows resemble your mother's.
When we take a family picture...
When we take a family picture,
- Right. - it looks like a family picture taken with a South East Asian.
(It looks like a family picture taken with a South East Asian.)
- We have a picture. - You have it?
You were like this before.
- You really look like a foreigner. - You look like a foreigner.
This picture...
- seriously looks like a foreigner. - You look like Bobby Brown.
- You look like Bobby Brown. - At that time,
- I had curly hair. I couldn't have other hairstyles. - Were you 20 here?
I was 18.
- That's in 1987 or 1986. - Right.
That's my high school graduation picture.
I was most envious of that.
When riding motorbikes in high school,
white kids' hair would flow down when they stopped at the red light.
My hair was like that.
That could never happen with me.
Bugs would get stuck inside my hair.
(Bugs would get stuck inside my hair.)
According to Hong Jin-kyung, Korean models...
are really popular with foreigners overseas.
- Yes, that's true. - How popular are they?
Around 10 foreigners would follow us.
- They follow you? - The models...
wear clothes like this.
We wear tight, black clothes.
We each wear heels...
and hold a portfolio. Anyone can tell that we're models.
When we walk...
- You walk. - Do men chase after you?
Yes. It's the worst...
- in Italy. - Right.
Do they chase you while doing this?
Yes. They say, "Oh la la".
They say, "Oh la la".
- Bella. - That's right. Someone did that.
- Bella. - Mozzarella.
(He gives a kiss.)
(Italians make a lot of hand gestures.)
This is what they do in the States.
- What do they do? - This is what they do.
What's up, baby? Come on.
That's right.
(He does waves.)
(He's good.)
I'm fine, girl. What's up?
- That's right. - Give me your digits.
- Give me your what? - Give me your digits.
It means, "Give me your number".
- This is what they do in Paris. - What do they do in France?
They say a lot of flowery words. They say a lot of things.
They exclaim.
Let me do this.
You're so beautiful.
(His French sounds familiar.)
You're truly a Hollywood actor.
- That's what they do. - Right.
- It's exactly the same. - You're so beautiful.
Choi Yeo-jin, you were told that this was an all-star special.
You asked, "Was there no one suitable"?
- Yes. - How did you know?
- You were invited instead of Ra Mi-ran. - Is that right?
- Yes. - If you see in reality, her skin...
- is like art. - It's white jade.
Is that because you stretched your hair?
- I know what you mean. - When Russian men...
- flirt with girls, what do they do? - Right.
- How do Russian men do it? - Right.
I'm from Russia. You're so beautiful.
Ha. That's what they say.
That's what they say.
You just need to add a word that sounds Russian at the end.
- It's close. - He knows the characteristics...
- of that country precisely. - Right.
It's because when I grew up in the States,
- Right. - I would always listen to...
other people talk while being sensitive.
- Right. - When I came to Korea,
I learned Korean...
by imitating Kim Tae-woo and others talk.
- That's how I learned Korean. - You imitated them.
For instance, in Seoul,
people ask, "What's wrong"?
In Gyeongsangdo Province, they ask, "What's up"?
- Likewise... - Is there a difference in English accents?
British people would talk like this, for instance.
Americans say, "butter".
The British say, "butter".
If you go to another district, they say, "butter".
How do the French speak English?
- It's different, too. - Right.
Right. The French have various expressions when they speak.
They laugh like this.
(He speaks French.)
You're so beautiful. They speak like this.
- Can you speak African English? - They speak like this.
(He speaks a made-up language.)
They kind of sound like this.
- It's like this. Germans speak like this. - How do Germans speak English?
(He speaks made-up German.)
It's like you're rewinding tape.
(It sounds like you're rewinding tape.)
- How do Chinese speak English? - Chinese speak differently.
You know, you are so beautiful.
- That's how they speak. - Right. They speak like that.
- You picked that up while living in Los Angeles. - Indians...
speak like, "You're so beautiful to me".
(His foreign language talent is endless.)
They speak like this. Arabs speak like this.
(He speaks made-up Arabic.)
They sound like they're spitting.
You're so beautiful.
- Their language is different. - You researched a lot.
- His French was the most impressive. - He's a genius.
His French was most impressive.
(He speaks made-up French.)
We're with Joon Park. The theme today is "Blushing Midlife Crisis".
Do you know what a midlife crisis is?
Is it fifth floor? You go up the fifth floor.
- I don't know. - What is that?
Do you know what puberty is?
Of course.
- When was yours? - That's when my nose gets blocked just before fall.
- That's when the season changes. - That's when the season changes.
- That's when the season changes. - Right.
They say andropause hits you from the age of 45...
Let's see if the symptoms apply to Joon.
- What is andropause? - We'll tell you.
It's when your testosterone level dwindles and estrogen increases.
- Really? - Yes.
- Raise your hand if this applies to you. - Okay.
Do you often get overly excited?
(He's shocked.)
He's always like that.
- I think he's always excited. - Can we say that on television?
We don't mean excited in that sense.
- It's a different meaning. - I have no problems in that area. What's wrong?
- We mean... - What?
a different kind of excitement.
Put it in words I can understand, then.
This is when you're always hyperactive and you suddenly get mad.
- You mean "short-tempered"? - Right.
- That's what we meant. - Does this apply to you?
- No. - No.
Do you get hot flushes?
- Do you get flushes? - We keep saying things he doesn't understand.
- This is when your face goes red. - It's when you go bright red.
I'm dark skinned so even if I do go red, it doesn't show.
(He doesn't get hot flushes.)
Is your eyesight dwindling?
- Yes. It is. - Of course, his sight must be dwindling.
- You have to read like this. - Yes. I do.
- Yes. - When did that start?
- Do your sunglasses have prescription lenses? - No. I have these for that.
- You should wear that then. - These aren't reading glasses.
- You should wear that. - These are for my astigmatism.
Put those on.
- Those are your reading glasses? - These aren't reading glasses.
These are for my astigmatism in my right eye.
- That's for astigmatism. - My lenses are omnifocal.
If I take them off, I can't see well.
- Give me those. - Look.
Can you see this? You can't, right?
- Yes. - Try these.
(He tries on some new technology.)
- You can see clearly, right? - Let's switch.
(Let's switch.)
Joon, on the show "Einstein",
you recently revealed your kindergarten level of Korean.
You had to change Anglicized Korean words into pure Korean.
You said "cheerleader" is "a woman who makes one excited".
It's true.
- It's true, though. - It's true.
In addition, the answer to this question was "folk tales".
A seven-year-old prodigy gave you the hint "folk-something".
To this, you answered, "It's folking awesome."
(He's embarrassed.)
- It's folking. - I'm sorry about that.
- I said that because... - Folking...
I didn't even know what that was.
- It was hard. - There was a time limit.
- I guess when you heard "folk tale", - I...
you thought, "a folking fun tale".
- Right. - It makes sense.
- It makes sense. - I had only heard words like folk,
folking, and folking wicked. That's all I knew.
- Hello, Jun-jin. - Hello.
You said you came on Radio Star today..
for Baek-kyoung.
He said, "I'm so nervous. It's been 10 years since I went on TV."
I told him, "Baek-kyoung, just talk on TV like you are talking now."
Just talk the way you do when we meet up for a drink.
"No, it has been 10 years."
That's why when 1TYM made their debut,
I saw them on them on the cable TV show, "Show Music Tank".
- It has been a while since I heard that name. - Right.
- "Show Music Tank". - "Show Music Tank".
- "Show Music Tank". - We never got to perform there.
- Really? - We never performed there.
He wouldn't know what that program is.
I thought Baek-kyoung was really cool.
He had the same name as the character from "Slam Dunk".
- Right. - It's Song Baek-ho.
- It's Kang Baek-ho. - Really?
- I'm sorry. - Excuse me.
- They only have one character in common. - Right.
I thought they had the same name. When I saw him,
he was shorter than I thought.
- It's been 15 years... - He really killed him with that comment.
It's been 15 years since I last saw him,
but his Korean expressiveness...
- is a little different from us, right? - Right.
He said to me, "Why are you still a dwarf?"
I thought he'd be a little taller after 15 years.
- Back then, he was just a kid. - He was still a fully grown adult back then, too.
(He was still a fully grown adult back then, too.)
- Tae-woo, you're the main voice behind god, right? - Yes.
Before your debut,
when you heard you were on a team with Joon,
you felt that he had been sent by the heavens?
Back then, between all the aspiring singers,
there were rumors that Joon would be debuting soon as a group.
His qualifications were over the roof.
- Yes. That's true. - That's why...
Jin-young said, "Hey. I've never seen anyone so..."
"good-looking and good at rapping like this in Korea before."
- J.Y. Park said that to you. - All four said that.
- J.Y. Park needs to get his eyes checked. - All four said that.
J.Y. Park needs to get his eyes checked.
I guess they are a little too droopy.
(I guess they are a little too droopy.)
Do you know what he told the rest of us?
"He's as tall as Jung Woo-sung, has eyes like Ryu Si-won".
"He has a small face".
"He has such long legs that when he walks, he looks amazing".
We were all waiting in the basement.
- We were told Tae-woo was coming. - This is a tragedy.
He was as tall as Jung Woo-sung.
But his eyes didn't look like Ryu Si-won. His face looked like melted candles.
(His face looked like melted candles.)
You are 49 years old, and you had your first daughter recently.
Can you explain how urgent the situation was when she had the baby?
It says he can explain it very realistically.
My wife told me that her stomach was hurting.
- Her stomach was hurting. - Yes.
- Do you call it "irregular"? - Yes.
Her contractions were very irregular so I thought it was fake.
- I thought her contractions were fake. - Fake?
- Do the contractions have to come regularly? - Yes.
- You thought it wasn't time yet. - Are there fake contractions?
But she said that it felt real this time.
She said she wanted to go to the bathroom.
She stood up to go to the bathroom...
- Did her water break? - Yes, there was water on the floor.
- Her water broke. - It was...
past 4 o'clock in the morning.
We went to the emergency room and she was in a lot of pain.
They said that she had to be hospitalized.
So I called my manager...
and told him that...
my wife was getting ready to deliver.
He asked me if I knew what that meant, and I didn't know.
He said that the baby was getting ready to come out.
I hung up the phone and went back up.
I went back up and my wife was...
- very sensitive. - Right.
Since it hurt too much.
Everything was my fault.
- It was all my fault. - That's understandable.
- Although I didn't do anything, - It was all your fault.
it was all my fault.
- I committed another big sin. - Why?
I sat down for a while and dozed off.
- I was... - It's because of your age.
- I was too tired. - You can't help it because of your age.
- I was totally exhausted. - That's harsh.
I was sitting next to the bed like this...
and I somehow fell asleep in this position.
When your wife was next to you?
I fell asleep...
and I heard a commotion and woke up.
I opened my eyes and saw a butt right in front of my face.
The baby was already coming out.
She was pushing really hard. I bolted up.
The doctor told me to stay away.
They told me not to look and stay inside the bathroom.
She gave birth in that room?
- Yes, in the same room. - Really?
- She gave birth in there. - Instead of the delivery room?
Yes. So I was inside the bathroom...
and they told me to wear a mask if I wanted to come out.
I told her to push...
and she started to push.
They said that she was almost there.
"One more time!"
She pushed 3 times and delivered in 7 minutes.
- It didn't take long. - No.
Some woman take more than 13 hours.
That's why Joon said this when he met us later.
"Hey, my wife is incredible."
"Boom! She did it one try!"
- She really did it in one try. - What is that?
- The baby came out instantly. - That's why you said that.
- That's fortunate. - She really pushed three times and delivered.
She gave birth in three big pushes.
- It was really... - You were fortunate.
When I saw the baby, wow.
I was so touched because I was really worried.
I saw 5 fingers and 5 toes and everything was in place.
I was very moved.
I wanted to cry, but since my wife was in so much pain,
I tried to hold it in, but it started coming out from my nose.
- So I... - That happens as you get older.
- I understand. - I was trying not to cry and it started coming out of my nose.
As soon as the baby came out, I went outside...
to tell my mother-in-law and my sister, and I started to feel relieved...
and cried like crazy.
I can't express that moment in words.
- It can really come out of your nose. - When you cried,
- was it similar to... - When I was 32?
- Did it feel similar? - That's not even comparable.
- It didn't feel the same? - That was because I was furious.
Those weren't real tears.
How could you compare it with that?
- Goodness, Gu-ra. - I didn't...
I didn't want to cry back then but I was so furious.
Those were tears of fury and these were tears of child birth.
(Touched)
(The "Cheat Key Special")
(Cho Sae-ho)
Yu Jae-seok isn't even thinking about helping this guy.
I'm trying my best...
but it's not easy.
Gu-ra and Jae-seok are both trying their best.
He's only known as the "Cabbage".
But people are forgetting about this too. It's Cho Sae-ho.
- This guy is... - I've never heard his name.
- Did he change his name? - But no one calls him by his name.
They call him "Cabbage" or "Hey".
Can you show us some of your personal talents?
You're good at impersonating Choi Hong-man.
You want me to impersonate Choi Hong-man from the opening of the show?
- I don't remember that. - Choi Hong-man.
- Did you ever do that before? - Yes. Back then,
- I was the first person in Korea... - Choi Hong-man.
- to do an impersonation of Choi Hong-man. - Whee-sung too.
But it's difficult for me to do an impersonation of Choi Hong-man...
- because he really hates it. - That's why you should do it more.
- I'll show it to you first. - Okay.
"Hello, I'm Choi Hong-man."
"My match up with Bob Sapp was..."
"From now on, I'll try my best..."
"I'll try my best."
"I'll try my best from now on." I did this on another program.
This aired on TV.
People around me really loved it.
- They were shocked by my impersonation. - He sounds exactly the same.
After I did that, I was having a drink in Gangnam...
and I was about to go home. I suddenly felt a chill down my spine.
There was someone standing behind me.
I turned around and it was Choi Hong-man.
He said, "Hey, don't ever impersonate me again."
"I'm going to kill you. Don't do it again."
- So I apologized to him. - This is hilarious every time I hear it.
I apologized and promised not to do it again.
- "I'll never do it again." - Is he older than you?
Yes, he's older than me.
"Don't do it again. I hate it." I promised...
not to do it again using my small pinky.
After that, I did it about 400 more times.
- Show us an impersonation of Whee-sung. - So suddenly?
- Show it to us. - There's a song called...
"I Even Thought of Marriage" by Whee-sung.
(I even thought of marrying you)
(Yes)
(Sleeping and eating with you)
(Yes)
- It goes like this. - Cabbage.
- That's hilarious. - Is it?
- Thank you. - I told you before.
Show us your stomach this time.
Let's see it.
Buy some pears.
- That is disgusting. - Buy some pears.
- You should do this... - Buy some pears.
- at Yeouido. - Buy some pears.
- My gosh. - Buy some pears.
- Elderly people really like this. - Yes.
- Young people like Whee-sung's impersonation. - Right.
So the best thing is to impersonate Whee-sung with my stomach open.
(Whee-sung's stomach)
- This is... - You can...
- appeal to people of all ages. - That's right.
- Of course. - I have several options to choose according to their age.
Personally, I think...
Choi Hong-man's impersonation was the best.
Choi Hong-man used to hate this at first,
but recently, he called me.
"Hello? I think I'm getting more popular because of you."
"I want to try it too." This is what he told me.
- Sae-ho. - Yes.
You said you can shoot a nude scene if you're cast on a movie.
When did you make this extraordinary announcement?
He announced it in front of me.
Actually, someone made me make that announcement.
Who is that person?
- Who is it? - As you all know, it's that guy.
Oh, is it Kim Gu-ta?
He called me and said, "Where are you?"
"Do you want to come over?" "Okay."
"I'm at Hongdae." He just hung up like that.
He didn't say anything else. I went to Hongdae...
and he introduced me to Director Bong Man-dae.
He said he was a friend.
He asked me right away, "Can you get naked or not?"
- "Can you get naked or not?" - He didn't ask how you were doing?
Not at all.
He didn't care about how I was doing.
- What is wrong with you? - He didn't care.
"Can you get naked or not?"
"He said he can do it. Cast him."
- "You can go." - Back then, I was desperate to do something,
so I replied, "Yes, I can get naked."
He asked me more specifically how far I could go.
I told him that I could show him everything that he wanted to see.
"See, I told you he was a nice guy. He's going to get naked."
(Gu-ra was very satisfied.)
(Sae-ho succeeds in landing the first blow.)
This is my fourth appearance on Radio Star.
Back then, I was busy trying to appeal who I was.
I had to show everyone what kind of person I was.
But when I was cast for Radio Star this time,
it felt strangely different from before.
- It felt totally different. - Is that why you badmouthed me like that?
- What did I say that made you frown like that? - You said...
- You've become bolder. - Wow.
- I like it. - Now, I think...
it's time for me to change.
I'm on many different programs right now. In January,
I have to go to China.
- I'm going to China. - To travel?
- To travel? - What?
- To travel? - No, for work.
(No! It's for work.)
It's a schedule for another program that I'm starting.
- Are you going there for business? - No.
I feel really upset with you.
Can't I go to China too?
- Where are you going in China? - To Harbin.
- To Harbin? - Yes.
- I thought you were going there for dim sum. - Why should I go there for dim sum?
- Why can't you understand that I'm going to China? - It's not that.
It's a misunderstanding.
- It's just that... - Did I do something wrong?
- Did I make a mistake by mentioning Harbin? - You've become really confident.
I should be more confident now.
- Sure. - But it's become a routine for him.
People are getting sick of it.
Sae-ho always repeats the same thing over and over.
But you're exactly the same too.
You always act like the bad guy...
and try to justify yourself at the end.
What is that? Goodness me.
(The baby tiger starts to strike back.)
Sae-ho's is almost as popular as Hung Kam Po in China.
Isn't it because he looks like Hung Kam Po?
- That is... - Is it because you look like Hung Kam Po?
I don't know what I did wrong to receive so much criticism.
He's not as popular as Hung Kam Po. He's a famous actor.
I was really surprised as well.
I was trying my best but...
couldn't believe something like this could happen.
- Do they pay you as much as you're paid in Korea? - They pay more.
- They pay much more. - Compared to what I make in Korea,
- they pay about 10 times more. - Really?
But it's not as much as you think.
- Back then, it was... - It's still a lot.
- Anyway, that's incredible. - Anyway.
I went to the duty-free shop in China.
- The duty-free shop? - Yes.
I went to the cashier to pay for some water.
Can you act like you're me and hand me this bottle?
- What? - "Hello."
Act like you're Sae-ho.
(The employee was busy working.)
"It's two dollars."
(Startled)
He suddenly looked at me.
My Chinese name is "Chao Shu Hao".
"Chao Shu Hao!"
(Are you the superstar, Chao Shu Hao?)
It's really true. I told him yes.
- You should go work in China. - I was getting ready to pay.
He kept saying, "Chao Shu Hao".
He shouted that I was Choi Sae-ho.
Another employee standing next to him came...
and told me to get in line and pay for the water.
Then she saw me too.
Are you Chao Su Hao?
(Are you Chao Su Hao?)
- Are you Chao Su Hao? - Where was the airport?
Where was the airport?
I'm serious.
I patted his back.
Sae-ho, I hope you don't say later...
on another show, "What I said in Radio Star"...
- "was fake". - "It wasn't about me".
"It was about Lee Kwang-soo".
- Isn't that so? - Isn't that so?
I can't do this anymore.
What kind of life have I lived?
(We're just kidding.)
(He is sighing.)
- We'll believe this story. - We'll believe you.
- However... - This was funny.
Are you Chao Su Hao?
That's enough.
- Are you Chao Su Hao? - Are you Chao Su Hao?
- My goodness... - I sang.
That's enough.
I sang the theme song of the Chinese show, too.
- Did you sing it yourself? - Yes, I sang it with Kim Jong-kook.
(The Hanryu celebrities sang the show's themes song.)
(They burst out in laughter again.)
(She's crying because it's so funny.)
(They're dizzy because they keep laughing.)
(Why does he sound like a real Chinese?)
I'm Chao Su Hao.
(He ends with "Chao Su Hao".)
A long time ago,
- you were forced by Nam Hee-seok to buy a foreign-brand car. - That's right.
- Did he really force you? - This seems like a habit.
Why do you do that?
- In my early 20s, I created the pseudonym, Cabbage. - They don't have money.
- Back then, my rent was 300 dollars a month. - It was the B brand.
Right. He suddenly...
asked me to come to Yangjae-dong with him.
He said that he was going to look at a car.
We went there and he said, "You should buy one."
- He suddenly said that. - Are you a car dealer?
(I had my reasons for saying that.)
That's what he said. To be honest, back then,
foreign cars were too expensive for me to buy.
Hee-seok asked his junior if he had any cheap cars.
He said, "It doesn't matter as long as it moves".
The junior asked, "It could breakdown a lot, but would that still be okay"?
A few minutes later,
a very clean car drove towards us.
This was two weeks after a big flood.
It had gone 100,000km. It was closer to 110,000km.
- It had been driven into the water. - One day,
I was driving the car when the cold wave had arrived.
I was on Gangdong Highway, but there was heavy traffic.
I wanted to smoke.
I pressed the button to open the window.
However, the window kept making a squeaky noise, and so I asked myself what's wrong?
I was frustrated because I wanted to smoke.
The window just fell down.
- The wind came in like this. - Is that true?
- Are you adding seasoning? - It just fell down.
(He's adding artificial exaggeration into his story.)
- Are you adding seasoning? - How can the window fall down?
- No, I'm not adding seasoning. - Really?
- Mechanically, that doesn't happen to a car. - No.
- Windows don't fall down like that. - It did.
- It was frozen. - The window was open, so people could see me, right?
- It's Cho Sae-ho. - At that time, everyone could recognize me, I had permed hair.
I smoked as I drove and said hello to people.
I think I smoked a whole pack until I arrived at my destination.
I needed a reason to have my window open.
- He needed a reason. - When I arrived,
half my half had frozen.
No.
It's realism.
- It's realism. - This is why.
- No. - It's realism.
After he bought the car,
he had taped the window in place.
- I had put an incredible amount of tape on it. - It was duct tape.
After I had finished doing that, I went to meet my friend at night.
They were doing a drink driving test.
- Is this a sitcom? - They were doing a drink driving test.
- They were doing a drink driving test? - I couldn't open the window.
They asked me to open the door, but I said it doesn't open.
They asked me to open it. I told them...
it doesn't open.
- He told me to open the window. He wasn't happy. - You could've opened the door.
When I was about to,
he said, "Don't open the door".
"Roll down the window".
He saw the tape on the window,
and told me to hurry up and fix the window.
Most people who drink and drive...
get out without blowing on the breathalyzer.
- Really? - They might try to flee.
- I know about that. - One time,
it was raining very heavily.
Sae-ho had agreed to come to the convenience store in front of my home.
The car had an umbrella on top of it.
He had opened the sunroof, but it wouldn't close.
I finally thought that I needed to buy a new car.
The decisive reason was this.
I was waiting for Chang-hee.
I had reclined my chair to wait for him.
- I was like this. Were you there? - Yes, I was.
- I was lying down like this. - It wouldn't go back up?
The chair wouldn't budge.
That's why I drove as if I was an American hip-hop artist.
(Beware of artificial exaggeration.)
Last year on Radio Star, you garnered great popularity...
- Yes. - through "Chao Su Hao".
You checked how people responded to your episode...
while you were in Harbin?
- I was in Harbin when they aired Radio Star. - You were there?
Yes. I couldn't see the episode while I was in Harbin.
After my recording there, when I was resting back at the hotel,
I got a friend...
- to send me live texts. - You received the texts.
- I see. - I asked him to check it for me.
He said, "Radio Star started".
I asked, "How's the mood"?
He said, "You haven't been introduced yet".
(You haven't been introduced yet.)
I said, "Let's wait a little longer".
He said, "They're still talking about Park So-dam".
I was getting nervous.
- It was cold. - It's because you were listening instead of seeing it.
- It was cold. - You were in Harbin.
Gu-ra just said, "This is the end for you".
I couldn't see what was going on. I had no idea what was happening.
You just had the texts.
However, he suddenly went, "Awesome".
He said, "People are laughing at Chao Su Hao". - Is that so?
I wrote back, "How should I feel when I go back to Korea"?
He said, "You should feel like you've won the gold medal".
(You should feel like a gold medalist.)
At the airport,
there were so many "Chao Su Hao" signs.
(There were so many "Chao Su Hao" everywhere.)
- They welcomed me. - Because of Radio Star,
- you also shot a commercial with Gu-ra. - Yes.
We shot a three month commercial.
- Gu-ra always wants to finish up recordings as fast as possible. - Yes.
- Was he like that during commercial too? - Wait.
There wasn't a big episode back then. Are you going to...
I already told you...
- that I was only going to tell true stories. - Wait.
- There's something Sae-ho always tells me. - Right.
He says, "When I record with you",
- "you take all the criticisms to make me look better". - Right.
- "Thank you for that". - I see.
He goes on to say,
"Yu Jae-seok doesn't do that for me".
(Yu Jae-seok doesn't do that for me.)
(The artificial exaggeration crackdown officer makes his appearance.)
(He's adding artificial exaggeration into the story.)
You mixed it, fried it, and did everything just now.
(You mixed it, fried it, and did everything just now.)
- Wait... - Did you say it or didn't you?
Hold on.
Did you say it or didn't you?
- Did you say it? - I told him...
that they had different styles.
- Did you say it? - Yu Jae-seok would start with a warm atmosphere.
- Gu-ra would... - Why are you shaking?
Why are you shaking?
- Why are you shaking? - I'm cold.
(I'm cold.)
You can't afford to be on bad terms with Yu Jae-seok, can you?
No.
(No.)
(It's not true.)
Do you work better with Gu-ra or Yu Jae-seok?
(This is his greatest dilemma.)
I work better with Yu Jae-seok.
(I work better with Yu Jae-seok.)
I work better with Jae-seok,
- but I want to work more with Gu-ra. - What does that mean?
I know. Hey, you should make a choice.
(Make a choice.)
- Who should I choose? - Choose one of us.
I already told you it was Yu Jae-seok.
(I already told you it was Yu Jae-seok.)
("Cheat Code Special")
(Hong Jin-young)
What? Me? What's wrong?
She recharges her talent with her nasal sound batteries.
- She's the presents a new way of talking down. - Right.
It's Hong Jin-young.
Jin-young is very charming.
I heard that a conglomerate fell in love with you after seeing you curse.
- I seriously can't talk about this. - Go ahead.
- I mean... - You're going to start talking after that.
- Why? - Just speak comfortably.
- What is it about? - He's a son of this big company CEO.
- He's from a big company? - He's the grandson.
He wasn't my type.
I treated him roughly, and he liked it.
- He said, "You're the first girl who treated me this way". - Really?
- How did you do that? Did you curse? - I know.
He would call me when he was drunk and asked, "When are we going out"?
- I would say, "Get lost", and hang up. - Good job.
- You're popular. - She's the battery of love.
(She's truly the battery of love.)
Isn't that so?
You're truly the battery of love. You didn't rot.
- You didn't rot. - Right.
- It's great. - Even if that man wasn't rich,
I would date him...
- if I liked him. - It's because you're rich.
- I can make money. - Right.
- That's good. - You can try. You'll find out that it's hard.
Anyway, I found out...
that he was one of the top 10.
- Are you talking about the conglomerate world? - Yes.
Yes.
Rich people come to you.
- Right. - Are you saying that you feel sorry?
I feel sorry just a little bit.
There's a rumor that Jin-young...
only dates sportsmen.
- That's a rumor. - That's so not true.
- That's a rumor. - Did you date a sports player before?
I did.
- You did. - I did.
- What was the sport? - It was soccer.
Anyway...
Why are you laughing?
- She made it clear. - Everyone knows.
- You can find it on the internet. - Everyone knows.
How do you meet sports players?
- How do I meet them? - Yes.
- Talk about that. - How did you meet Yoo Byung-jae?
- Who? - I'm talking about Yoo Byung-jae.
- What was that? - Who?
- Pay attention. The cameras are here. - Hold on.
- We're interviewing Jin-young. - The cameras are here.
- Jin-young. - Yes?
Your new song is "Boogie Man".
It's not caveman. What does this mean?
(What does this mean?)
"Boogie Man" is from a pure Korean word.
“Boogi” means...
someone who is foolish...
with a pure and noble love.
That's what "boogie" means.
- Really? - I added "man", so it became "Boogie Man".
It means a foolish, stupid man.
- I just knew that. - Who wrote the song?
Who wrote the song?
Choi Gyu-sung...
- Gyu-sung wrote it. - Choi Gyu-sung wrote it?
Choi Gyu-sung wrote it.
(Jin-young is a ticking bomb.)
- I'm sorry. - You sound like an elderly.
- There's a three-death dance. - There's a three-death dance?
When people have so much fun,
they say, "This kills".
Three sets of deaths equals the three death dance.
At first, you die because you're so excited.
It's killing me
He's so gentle
It's like those tour bus dance.
- You mean this? - And? What else?
- Second one is dying of cuteness. - Show us.
I'm so embarrassed, so very embarrassed
I'm going to cry
And? What else?
The last one is dying of sexiness. Dying of sexiness is...
You can do that in the front over here.
Bogey bogey bogey man
We just saw it, but we're still alive.
I'm saying I'm dying.
Anyway, you once dreamed of being part of a girl group?
- There are a lot of talk about that. - Girl group?
What agency were you in before?
- Which company? - Was it JYP?
No, no.
- It was a new agency. - New?
But it went under after we appeared on TV twice.
- What was the team name? - Swan.
Swan? You were once part of a girl group?
What? Swan?
- You know Swan? - I do.
- You do? - Why are you talking informally?
From what I know, Jin-young can be pretty curt with her words.
- It's not because I have no manners. - I'm sure it was just...
It's just a bad habit.
So how did you get about singing trot?
I sang five different songs for my audition.
And the last song I sang was a trot song.
- After that, they asked me if I could keep singing trot... - So suddenly?
Apparently, there was a rumor going around in the trot circle...
about how there was a trot singer of great potential who came from an idol group.
(Me)
Speaking informally and using hand gestures. That's great.
You're this.
(You're the best.)
I never expected this from Jin-young.
She was a model student.
- Really? - You're rich?
Her father is a professor in a prestigious university.
- Wow. - What's his major?
- I majored in commerce. - No, I said...
- Dad? His major is economy. - Dad?
- Dad? - Dad?
I thought she was calling me "Dad" for a second there.
- What? - Dad?
You had a scandal with your father?
He always woke me up at 7am everyday...
and we went to school together.
The students saw that and misunderstood.
Was your father not very popular in that university?
- You shouldn't base him off of me. - Oh?
He's the complete opposite of me.
- If I say this, you'll be shocked. - Shocked?
I got my ears pierced when I was 20.
- Your father? - Me.
What was that all about?
(Confused)
- That was... - Jin-young? You're a singer with a Ph.D?
Yes.
You got a Ph.D?
- I have a Ph.D in commerce. - Ph.D in commerce?
- Is that really true? - It's true.
Really?
- Wow. - What was the title of your thesis?
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That feels so different. She doesn't sound like the person who said, "Dad" before.
Last time you appeared on Radio Star, you got a lot of criticism...
for talking so informally.
That's why I fixed my way of speaking.
I kept talking formally this time.
It's not really about speaking informally. It's more like...
"You think? No, it's not."
- Yes, that kind of... - That was just me talking to myself.
That's why I...
- Please, understand. It wasn't done on purpose. - You always go like this.
But, you know, I actually looked through all the comments.
I made sure to read each and every one of them.
That's impressive.
I noticed that seven out of ten were compliments. The other three were criticisms.
That's why, for those seven people,
I keep laughing like this.
- I like your mindset. - That's great.
The most shocking comment was...
- "Mazinger Z"? - "Mazinger Z"?
- That artificial robot... - "Mazinger Z"?
- That robot with metal arms and legs? - Artificial robot...
I don't think I did that much plastic surgery.
My face just looks like it had a lot of things done to it.
- Basically... - It really does look that way.
Then, did you fix three things on the top or bottom?
- What? - Three...
Three above or three below?
Three? What...
- Wait a second... - It must be top.
Basically, her face is like those that didn't go all the way. Hers is about halfway.
Even though you say you didn't, it just feels like that.
First, you did do your nose.
Yes. I did do my nose.
- You're right about three times. I did my nose twice. - I thought so.
I also got double eyelids.
- I didn't make any other cuts near my eyes. - You didn't do anything else?
No. Things like Botox aren't considered to be surgery.
You got Botox too?
- That's a procedure. - That is.
On that site where you ask questions, I...
Someone left this kind of question there.
"I hate Hong Jin-young so much I could die. What should I do?"
So I left her a comment.
- You did? - Yes.
They probably don't know it was me.
"Please encourage her with your love."
- Is that true? - That's great.
Last time, because you mentioned your boyfriend,
I heard you got contacted through social media.
- I didn't say it on purpose. It just somehow came out... - That's true.
But after that, I found out that he went through with an interview.
During the interview,
they asked him what Radio Star meant to him.
Everyone knows him. So why are you trying so hard not to say his name?
Fine. They asked Kim Jin-kyu what Radio Star meant to him.
- So he said this. - Yes?
He said, "It's tough when I run out of love battery."
- That was a good one. - Nice.
I'm thankful for that. But,
I really had no intention of talking about him.
And I'm sorry about saying his name right now.
- But I had no choice. - You just went with the flow.
- But you know... - It's the same for Sleepy too.
That's right. I heard you went out with Hwayobi, right?
Did you have a good time?
(Flustered)
- Why... - That's fine.
There were so many articles about us.
I went to her house through "Barefoot Friends".
- Jin-young's house? - Yes.
She had a ball with an athlete's autograph.
Because of my busy schedule, I was very tired.
So I left my closet to the stylist while I slept.
- It was so noticeable. - After I came woke up,
I couldn't check anything. They started filming right away.
But there was a soccer ball in the middle of my closet.
Think of how strange I must have looked there and then.
Because of that soccer ball, I had to go through so much.
- You know, don't you? - Yes.
So back then, people kept leaving comments every second.
"That girl is trying to suck her ex dry."
- It was something you forgot about. - Yes.
They wrote, "Is Kim Jin-kyu a tea bag?"
That's what they kept writing.
To prove that you're the best at doing events, do you have any juicy stories?
First of all, if you want a juicy one...
Do you know about Yeongdong Highway 2?
I'm the one who helped make that.
- I make your commute time 30 minutes shorter. - What do you mean?
I went to sing there.
- I sang... - Did you go sing for the construction workers?
Or did you go sing for the opening...
When they first started working on it?
Yes.
If you're going to talk like that, then I helped make at least 20 highways.
(The highway making specialist, Shin Yeong-il)
Lately, you had great success in performing for college orientations?
You do different things for different season?
I performed in flower festivals.
There's a lot of flower festivals. After that is college festival season.
And when that ends, it gets hotter.
- When it gets hot, there's the ocean. - Ocean.
- Near the waters. - The beach.
- In the fall, it's grains. - Grains?
- They harvest all the grains. - And dates.
Yes, dates.
Raw dates.
They're freshly picked dates or persimmons.
- Dates. - Things like those...
What about the end of the year?
We have year end festivals for companies.
- Year end party. - Yes, the year end party.
- Nothing in January? - In January, we usually...
have a new year party.
- You're so busy. - Why are you so dense?
You got to have the new year party after the year end party.
(You got to have the new year party after the year end party.)
There was an event where you weren't sure why you were called there?
- Yes. It was for a silicon company. - Silicon company?
Silicon is perfect for you.
- Silicon is... - No, it's not!
Because when I went to that silicon company,
I had Gore-tex. It wasn't silicon.
- So I was wondering why they called me when I... - You should...
have told them. Why didn't you confess you had Gore-tex?
That would have been weird for me to say that there.
Isn't that a hiking gear brand?
Is that put in for...
- What? - It's a filler.
They're completely different things. Silicon...
can't stick to the skin.
That makes it easier for doing surgery again.
Gore-tex...
- has really great adhesive strength... - Is that permanent?
If you lifted your nose like this, as time passes...
In about five or six years, the nose start to droop again.
But it looks very natural.
Sang-jin, we're not talking about hiking.
But Gore-tex is used in many different things...
- That's pretty impressive. - We would have thought they were hiking gears...
But when you look at those things like tabloids...
There was a time when I appeared in one once.
There were like seven other celebrities in it.
But those people only had like three to four lines.
This someone did something and had to do something for that something.
The description can get pretty long. But...
"Hong Jin-young like men."
That's true though. That's true.
- That's correct. - You like men.
Of course. Because I'm a girl,
I do like men.
That's a sound fact.
- Normally those things don't appear on tabloids. - It true.
It just means you really really like men.
(That's a baseless accusation!)
You're don't lose against girl groups when it comes to being popular among soldiers.
She's a favorite among the sergeants and older soldiers.
Not the newer, lower ranks but...
So you prepared a dance that's been popular in the army.
But, this isn't really anything special.
It's just mixing in a little girl group dance in "Thumb Up".
- Oh. - Oh.
That thumb up gesture is something Tae Jin-ah did a lot. Didn't he say anything?
Jin-ah does this.
I do this.
- That's... - I roll it out.
You don't know what's going to come out of here.
- It's really not anything special. - I don't think Jin-ah will like that.
- It's nothing special... - Why did you have to wear yellow?
That's exactly what Jin-ah wore a long time ago.
(She plagiarized Jin-ah's outfit too?)
- I kind of modified it to fit my style. - Yes.
Music, please.
("Thumb Up" by Hong Jin-young)
(Lively and energetic)
(First, she does the moves for "Excuse Me" by AOA.)
(The knocking move is from "Knock Knock".)
Oh, that's "Knock Knock".
(You can't hear me?)
Is that supposed to be Uhm Jung-hwa?
(She doesn't falter and connects it with "Very Very Very" by IOI.)
I don't know this one.
(From "Fingertip" by GFriend,)
(to "Cheer Up" by Twice...)
It's good.
That's Twice's move?
Oh, that's "TT".
(She ends the dance with her signature move.)
Wow.
(She finishes it off by rolling out a thumb up.)
Wait, don't sit down yet. You also had a zombie dance.
(She continues with her never before seen zombie dance.)
I forgot I wore a dress.
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(Crack, crack)
Oh my goodness...
(Winning over the viewers who came to the festival...)
Without the hair, she looks like Tae Jin-ah's scarecrow.
(You, the viewers...)
(The event zombie that feeds on love)
What is that?
It is pretty unique.
- Wow. - Thank you.
But, what kind of event will you use this in?
- This was actually... - Did you say this was for events?
- Where... - This is for college festivals.
Oh my goodness.
There are a lot of festivals coming in April and May.
I'll be seeing you there.
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(Kim Sin-young)
"You'll get beautiful if you lose weight." To prove that wrong,
we invited the super funny...
After losing weight, you look...
like you just lost weight.
- Kim Sin-young. - Welcome.
Sin-young can be called the Lim Jin-mo of the comedy industry.
- She really loves music that much. - Yes.
But she doesn't really listen to...
Jong-shin and Hee-yeol's music? - You must have had enough.
- She knows what music is all about. - Because of my inferiority complex,
I can't really listen to sophisticated musicians.
- I can't listen to them. - What?
Groups like 015B are a little hard to listen to.
- What about VerbalJint? - Too hard.
- What about Dok2? - I like him.
I like him.
- I like raw music. - Raw?
- Do you hate those music because they're too speculative? - Yes.
- And they're just kind of hard to understand. - The music?
I don't really like music with string instruments.
- You don't like ballads? - Those things with streaming...
String. You mean string.
This is why I hate them.
Wait, I just pointed out the difference in string and streaming.
Sin-young. You felt very upset that Gu-ra took away...
your chance about coming out about your anxiety disorder?
- Very upset. - You suffered that disorder first though, right?
It was really bad for me.
Your symptoms were more severe?
Yes. It was very severe.
- I get a panic attack five minutes after takeoff. - Really?
- But you advise a lot of people about this, right? - I recommend them to hospitals.
I tend to recommend people I know to Dr. Kim.
- I send them to Dr. Lee. - To Dr. Lee?
This shows how different you are.
But when new patients go to hospitals,
you would like them to be aware of something?
You have to know how to get to the ER.
Should I say residence? Is it residence or residents?
(Her eyes tremble.)
Resident.
- Residence is a place where people live. - Where people sleep.
This girl's got it pretty bad.
(A pure spirit)
Resident is different from residence.
This is why I don't really like you, Jong-shin.
Long ago, when you were working as a DJ in teen clubs,
you searched far and wide to make a sign language dance?
They dance different in those teen clubs.
In sign language, "forever"...
"love".
"Look, only at me."
- The clothes? - Yes.
- "Look"? - We prepared some music for you.
- You did? - Can you show us?
Music, please. Show us.
All right.
(She pinches the person in front of her.)
(That does look like sign language.)
(She's cutting her face in half?)
(She never steps out of her space,)
(and expresses the lyrics in a very sensible gesture.)
(She spreads out her arms to feel it.)
- Nice. - Yes?
(It seems like we're watching someone using sign language.)
(Dancing Kyu is getting excited.)
(She pulls on the line to get closer.)
(She does a wave with her whole body.)
(It's as if she's a fish caught on a fishing line...)
(and we're seeing her desperate struggle.)
(With her forceful full body dance,)
- To my toes - Nice!
(This feels like a teen club in the 90s.)
(She's about to get motion sickness from shaking too much.)
(She checks the time.)
(Seeing how it's almost her curfew, she quickly leaves the stage.)
- That was it. - Wait, can you do...
I hate Gu-ra?
I hate Gu-ra. I really hate him.
- For Jong-shin, you can grab your mouth. - I really do.
For Jong-shin, it's...
I hate Jong-shin. I truly hate him.
This is the truth.
I truly hate him.
Dong-hyun. Athletes are very sensitive when it comes to superstitions.
You live and die by the color red?
In the past, if you bought red underwear from the department store,
they said you'll earn money until that underwear turned into rags.
But the reason why you shouldn't believe in superstitions too much is that...
There was this fortune teller.
She told me all about jinxes.
What do you call people who are crazy about heels?
(The pure girl is hesitant.)
- Shoe-holic? - Shoe-holic?
Yes, Suju-holic. Super Junior Holic.
(Super Junior Holic!)
- We... - Just say "people who are crazy about shoes".
- Please go register on Elf. - Sure.
She once had a client like Seo In-young.
That client cherished all her shoes so much.
So the fortune teller told her this.
She said there are energy of certain things that don't match with the person.
Because they don't match,
she told her to throw away this, this, and this pair of shoes right away.
So she really threw them out.
The fortune teller told her to throw it away,
but she took those shoes as she was leaving.
(The fortune teller took the shoes she threw away.)
- She... - Basically, she wanted them.
That's why she told her to throw all those shoes away.
You're the energetic DJ of "Hope Song at Noon Radio", Sin-young.
You said you almost made a terrible mistake in front of guest singers?
- We once had Kim Soo-hee as a guest. - Kim Soo-hee?
She came as a guest.
She always sang in an offbeat note.
I asked her if doing that made it into a habit.
She said she had that habit, but she fixed it.
She said she'll sing on the right note.
"Wow. Then, let's hear you live."
"Let's hear 'Southbound Train' live."
The raining Honam Line
(She sang offbeat.)
Also...
The raining Honam Line
(As she sang off beat, she was trying to stifle her laughter.)
That was...
One of the biggest mistakes I almost made was...
when Kim Yon-ja appeared as a guest.
- Yon-ja was a guest. - She's so good.
The song went...
She had to sing, "On the way home at dusk" like this.
But she felt more...
On the way
(She was full of that feeling.)
(Totally immersed)
(Bravo)
She really sang this way. I'm not joking.
- She really sang like this. - That's true. She does...
She stands like this without holding the mic.
Together with you
(I'll shake mine for you.)
Once, there was someone named Shin Yu...
- He's an idol for older women. - He's known for his voice.
Shin Yu and Shin Woong came out together.
Shin Woong is the father.
As soon as he came, he said, "I really like you."
"After all, we're all part of the Shin family."
He thought my last name was...
(Oh my goodness.)
Sin-young. You do a lot of comedy about families, don't you?
- I did do a lot of comedy about families. - You played the grandma role.
- Yes. - You played a lot of those roles.
But can we see any updated new...
I have an uncle.
He doesn't have a care in the world.
He's been getting ready to be hired for 42 years now.
- What? - He has never worked his whole life.
- Really? - How old is he?
He's from the countryside. As soon as you're over 40, you forget how old you are.
You just don't remember.
He's good at calligraphy,
good at playing his saxophone...
He's a playboy.
Yes. He is.
- Does he drink in the day? - He loves alcohol.
He's good at making homemade alcohol.
His shoulders are never stiff.
He has no stress.
- They're always very soft? - Yes.
And his hands are very pretty.
He plays the piano well.
If it were the Joseon Era, he'd be a noble scholar who couldn't pass his exam.
Yes, a noble scholar who'd play his flute all day long.
- He'd just pick the leaves and play it as a flute. - He's so talented.
He has a lot of talent.
- A lot of small skills. - Yes, he does.
He never had any big skills.
- Does he do the housework? - He does it really well.
- He's great at that. - Then, he's a professional housewife.
But after doing the chores, if he feels it's getting tough...
- He stops? - If he feels it's getting tough, he goes traveling.
He's also good with Samulnori.
My aunt worked really hard to make money for the family.
She worked really hard. When it's payday,
he could have said, "You worked hard. I'm sorry."
But he has never done that, ever.
This might just be his way of saying sorry. But as soon as she comes back home,
he plays the gong for her.
"Money's coming in!"
(He's the only one having fun.)
"Money's coming in!"
(This is too funny.)
Wait...
Is it really all right for us to be laughing at this?
- But.. - But he loves being talked about.
- How's their relationship? - They get along very well.
- It's because... - You can't live without that.
My aunt gets really angry. "Money's coming in!"
When my aunt gets really really angry,
she smacks him right in the head.
When he gets hit, he gets right up. "That didn't hurt at all!"
"That didn't hurt at all!"
(Her anger dissipates when she sees her happy-go-lucky husband.)
Basically, even though my aunt hit him like that,
- she ends up laughing too. - Did you really see this?
- I really saw it. - Really?
Yes. I saw it...
- and... - There are people like that.
once, he played a prank to our grandma who's over 100.
Recently, she's been using a stroller to help her walk.
She was working hard to walk.
"Mother! My goodness!"
"Are you crawling?"
(Her uncle has a strange sense of humor.)
- To our grandma... - This sounds like a comedy skit.
So she replied,
"You have no manners! How can you say something like that?"
"That was just a joke. Shall I play something for you?"
(Plays the flute)
(The devilish but lovable Uncle)
The program you're competing with at the same time slot...
is the very famous "Choi Hwa-jeong's Power Time".
- Yes, "Choi Hwa-jeong's Power Time". - It's a very popular program.
The only way to win against that is...
to whip the listeners?
I wouldn't say whip them, but we do have terms we made up for them.
- Like "lip smack". - Lip smack?
Yes. It sounds kind of cute. I'm always...
calling my listeners formally.
Why are you acting like that, Mr. Kim?
- Please refrain yourself. - It's a way of speaking between yourselves?
Yes, it is. We do a lot of "lip smack" around there.
Wait, there was someone who lied about their story.
But you were able to catch them red-handed and gave them the lip smack?
Yes. I gave them the lip smack. I'm very honest.
"Hello. I'm a third year from Deungchon High School."
"We're going to have a meeting with third years from Jinmyung Girl's High School."
These days, high schoolers don't use the word "meeting" anymore.
- He's definitely over 30. - That's when...
That's when I start to corner him.
- Those liars. - Yes, there are some...
- They want the prize. - Yes.
I caught him.
I called him right away. Hello? His voice...
He said he was a third year in Deungchon High School.
But his voice sounded like he lived in Gyeongbuk.
"I'm sorry. Deungchon High School..."
"is in Seoul, but your accent is pretty strong."
"I transferred from Andong."
"Oh, you did?"
I keep the conversation going...
and realize that he's not a student.
"I won't lip smack you, so please be honest with me."
"No, I really am a high schooler."
"Really? What song would you like to hear?"
"'Autumn Legend' by Bank."
That's what he said.
Some incredible mothers exist in this world.
She can't forgive even a speck of dust.
She possess the cooking skills of a chef.
This mother, who's incomparable,
was created by my own hand.
A cyborg with humanoid artificial intelligence...
Borg Mom.
Loading complete. Father.
I'm Borg Mom.
("Honeymoon" by B.A.P.)
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